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Post by Knootmare on Oct 18, 2017 15:08:23 GMT
You decipher the phrase only to figure out it says, "I wish I could read this." You are so disappointed you kill yourself. I wish to do anything I want without consequences. Your wish is granted as you asked. Everything you do has no consequences. Negative, or positive. Ecstatic, you can barely move! You immediately think about the possibilities: you can finally rob a bank, eat all the food you want or even sleep late to your heart's content!
[...] only to be reminded, by the Genie, that showing up in the bank, armed to the teeth, wouldn't cause the bank tellers to be afraid. That you literally couldn't ingest food, since the muscles in your esophagus wouldn't push it to your stomach. That, even after hours laying down with your eyes closed, your body would refuse to get to sleep. There wouldn't be any consequences to your actions.
Shortly after, you find out that you really can't move. Despite your huge efforts, the muscles in your legs seem to be unable to generate enough force to propel you forward. Movement is a consequence of our muscles generating a force against the friction of the ground. You're stuck, forever, in the same spot, unable to move or do anything else. Shortly after, you die of dehydration and starvation.
I wish for everlasting world peace.
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Post by DoctorSquidman on Oct 18, 2017 17:26:52 GMT
The genie, having English as his second language, hears, "I wish for world peas." Suddenly, everything turns into small green vegetables. However, you have solved world hunger, or at least for as long as the peas stay fresh.
I wish that I could breathe underwater.
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Post by BlingCake on Oct 18, 2017 23:42:24 GMT
You are able to breathe underwater, but only for a minute. After that minute you drown and get crushed by the water pressure.
I wish for infinite, non crushing or killing money.
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Post by Kydog on Oct 18, 2017 23:51:53 GMT
You are able to breathe underwater, but only for a minute. After that minute you drown and get crushed by the water pressure. I wish for infinite, non crushing or killing money. Having infinite money crashes the global economy, causing billions of deaths as the world plunges into chaos. I wish for universal peace
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Post by BlingCake on Oct 19, 2017 0:16:11 GMT
A parallel universe invades and destroys us all with military power, while we were trying to negotiate.
I wish that I could come up with a cool new IGN.
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Post by Kazuniro on Oct 19, 2017 0:18:39 GMT
A parallel universe invades and destroys us all with military power, while we were trying to negotiate. I wish that I could come up with a cool new IGN. You come up with one, but get taunted by everyone because they think it's "nerdy". I wish to fully and utterly master telekinesis(cell and bone restoration, neuron changing, force tosses, and anything else that moves)
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Post by Knootmare on Oct 19, 2017 3:52:57 GMT
You come up with one, but get taunted by everyone because they think it's "nerdy". I wish to fully and utterly master telekinesis(cell and bone restoration, neuron changing, force tosses, and anything else that moves) Congratulations. You can now use telekinesis. Your powers, however, are limited to pulling the nearest remote control in the room towards you. You get to enjoy the rest of your life without having to get up to reach the controller! I wanna be a yoyo man, make me a yoyo man.
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Post by DoctorSquidman on Oct 19, 2017 5:30:48 GMT
You are Yo-Yo man! Unfortunately, you miscalculate the trajectory of the diamond-studded, steel yo-yo and hit yourself right in the frontal lobe. You awaken in the hospital unable to recall anything about your past of yo-yo-ing.
I want Jurassic Park to be a real thing.
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Post by Knootmare on Oct 19, 2017 20:54:33 GMT
You are Yo-Yo man! Unfortunately, you miscalculate the trajectory of the diamond-studded, steel yo-yo and hit yourself right in the frontal lobe. You awaken in the hospital unable to recall anything about your past of yo-yo-ing. I want Jurassic Park to be a real thing. Unlike the movies, reviving dinosaurs is not possible by genetic manipulation. We're back in 1987. Rumours spread around that a group of American scientists stationed in Isla Nublar have been experimenting with time dilation, in hopes of being able to send living creatures back in time. Harnessing power from an experimental and highly-classified nuclear fusion reactor to power an early warp-field interferometer, which uses a relatively small toroid capacitor ring, the experiment was able to create a time-dilation warp-field roughly the size of a 1mm-diameter-sphere. By decreasing the laser wavelength, scientists are able to alter the ΔT of the time disturbance. All calculations indicate that setting the interferometer to λ125nm, effectively in the far-ultraviolet range, would set the ΔT of the warp in the ranges of 163.8 million years ago, right in the middle of the Jurassic Period. Due to unknown limitations in the field, scientists are only able to send objects through the warp.
On a rainy afternoon in March, 1989, the group of scientists is conducting experiments by sending tiny particles of a relatively stable synthetic isotope of Curium (C-247), with a half-life of around 12mi. years, to the Jurrassic Period, in hopes of testing the presence of time-independent multiverses.If, by the end of the experiment, any traces of Curium-247 (which, as a transuranian element, does not occur naturally on Earth's crust) can be found anywhere on the planet, the experiment would have confirmed that sending objects to the past has effects on the present world. If not, then a multiverse scenario is likely to exist. A few hours after the Curium-247 particles begins being pumped through the portal, the Geiger counter on the wall starts to faintly beep.
Costa Rica is known for it's rainstorms. Situated in the middle of the rainforest, the Isla Nublar Scientific Outpost is subject to the extremely unstable weather. In the middle of the Curium-247 experiment, lightning strikes the superconductive cables laid outside the testing facility that link the interferometer apparel to the fusion reactor, overcharging the laser to more than 50 times it's normal operating capabilities. This extreme surge in power, never tested before, causes the experiment to self-implode into an oversized warp-field, 25 meters in diameter, completely destroying the whole outpost. This time, however, the warp-field is receiving objects.
Scientists stationed outside of the now-razed main laboratory, having escaped the initial blast, quickly decide to check the warp-field area. Due to the incredible powers involved, they quickly find out that the newly-generated warp-field is self-sustaining. The whole interferometer apparatus was destroyed in the main explosion, and yet, the warp field was still intact, a dark floating orb in the middle of the rainforest. First, a couple of weird looking insects are spotted flying outside of the floating orb. None of the scientists could identify them as being part of the rich Costa Rican fauna. After a couple of seconds of observating, in silence, the primitive specimens that came out of the portal, they hear heavy stomps on the ground, followed by a loud screeching noise. Earth's oldest and most dangerous predators have come back to life. I want to be accepted into Hogwarts.
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Post by Dr_Positive on Oct 19, 2017 21:47:52 GMT
You have been accepted to Hogwarts, but due to a typo in the address of the acceptance letter, the owl ends up getting caught in the Amazon Jungle. Having been led to the Amazon the owl is subsequently bagged by a poacher and stuffed.
The poacher, finding your acceptance letter with the owl opens it but finding nothing of interest to him in it he throws it aside it one of his file bins.
It is only decades later that your best friend's son, the grandson of the poacher, finds the letter in his grandpa's filing bin as he is sorting through them due to the recent death of his grandpa. Recognizing your name he brings it to you, but it is already too late.
You have passed the prime of your life and are on your deathbed. It is only in your final moments that your best friend's son brings the letter to you and you gleefully read the letter only to pass away a few moments later in disappointment at how close you had been to being a wizard.
I wish to have the powers of Wolverine without being susceptible to the mutant disease. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legacy_Virus
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Post by Wolf lover on Oct 19, 2017 23:06:48 GMT
You become wolforine but you friends and family don't recognize you so you are driven out of your home.
I wish for cats to become a extinct species.
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Post by Burr on Oct 19, 2017 23:49:15 GMT
The earth is struck by a large asteroid and explodes. Cats are dead, but so are dogs and humans I wish I did not need to sleep. (No health problems from not sleeping, and I don't need it to have energy)
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Post by Nick on Oct 19, 2017 23:50:13 GMT
Since cats are now extinct, rats take over the world. Now I don't mean that they are everywhere, but that that literally overthrew the government due to their massive numbers, because cats weren't eating them.
I wish for immortality (This should be an easy one for everyone)
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Post by BlingCake on Oct 20, 2017 0:37:20 GMT
The earth is struck by a large asteroid and explodes. Cats are dead, but so are dogs and humans I wish I did not need to sleep. (No health problems from not sleeping, and I don't need it to have energy) You have no need for sleep, but since you are always up at night being the noisy Burr that ya are, your family kicks you out of the house and you starve to death on the streets. I wish that Knoot would stop making really long stories for wishes
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Post by Kydog on Oct 20, 2017 0:38:13 GMT
Since cats are now extinct, rats take over the world. Now I don't mean that they are everywhere, but that that literally overthrew the government due to their massive numbers, because cats weren't eating them. I wish for immortality (This should be an easy one for everyone) You become depressed from watching all of your friends and family die, but there is no way for you to die I wish for universal peace with no parallel universe invasions, universe collapsing etc.
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