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Post by Knootmare on Oct 17, 2017 18:02:58 GMT
We discover space travel between stars, but we discover a god-like race of aliens who enslave all of humanity and farm them like cattle. I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted ;3 Before you finish the sentence "I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted", it already gets corrupted. What the Genie hears is " I wish my fish wouldn't get abducted". Your pet goldfishes are now immune to aliens. I wish I could be in the beach, sitting in the shade, cracking a cold one open (with the boys?) right now.
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Post by DoctorSquidman on Oct 17, 2017 19:07:59 GMT
Before you finish the sentence "I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted", it already gets corrupted. What the Genie hears is " I wish my fish wouldn't get abducted". Your pet goldfishes are now immune to aliens. I wish I could be in the beach, sitting in the shade, cracking a cold one open (with the boys?) right now. You are sipping a nice cold Coke when you look up and see that your "shade" is actually a sand-filed bulldozer. It pours out its contents right on top of you. You are now "in" the beach. 😁 I want Christmas to come early.
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Post by Burr on Oct 17, 2017 19:11:21 GMT
It comes early, but nobody else wanted it to. They shun you can you get no presents.
I wish I have Bily Mayz Maize Maze Mayonaise
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Post by Knootmare on Oct 17, 2017 19:34:57 GMT
You are sipping a nice cold Coke when you look up and see a bulldozer. It pours out its contents, which just happen to be sand, right on top of you. You are now "in" the beach. 😁 I want Christmas to come early. Surprisingly, Christmas does come early. You wake up tomorrow, and it's snowing. Under regular circumstances, it wouldn't surprise the majority of people. It's always snowing somewhere. It's still the middle of October, however. It never snows in the middle of October. It also never snows where I live, in Brazil. But all I can see is snow. It never snows in Egypt, or the Caribbean, either. But everything everyone can see is snow.
Due to unforeseen changes in Earth's orbit caused by a major celestial body crossing it's trajectory, the planet is flung out of it's orbital path in a tangent line. As the planet glides further and further away from the heat of the Sun, temperatures start to drop past 32F across the globe. A new Glacial Age starts. The final Glacial Age starts. Even bigger than the drop in temperature is society's plunge into chaos. You turn on the television, and news of riots and pillaging across the country are in the headlines. Then, you hear noises on the outside. You open up the blinds on your bedroom's window and spot Mr. Williams, your friendly neighbor, nailing wooden planks on all entrances to his house. Gunshots and black smoke can be seen in the distance.
You're starting to feel cold. Your sturdier blankets are stored in a box somewhere, never unpacked after you moved in to this new neighborhood. There is no time to grab them, however. You need to move quick, and stock up on anything that might help you survive longer. Grabbing your baseball bat and the car keys, you think to yourself: "I really hate the Christmas shopping season." I wish I was immortal.
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Post by Kazuniro on Oct 17, 2017 20:16:24 GMT
You are sipping a nice cold Coke when you look up and see a bulldozer. It pours out its contents, which just happen to be sand, right on top of you. You are now "in" the beach. 😁 I want Christmas to come early. Surprisingly, Christmas does come early. You wake up tomorrow, and it's snowing. Under regular circumstances, it wouldn't surprise the majority of people. It's always snowing somewhere. It's still the middle of October, however. It never snows in the middle of October. It also never snows where I live, in Brazil. But all I can see is snow. It never snows in Egypt, or the Caribbean, either. But everything everyone can see is snow.
Due to unforeseen changes in Earth's orbit caused by a major celestial body crossing it's trajectory, the planet is flung out of it's orbital path in a tangent line. As the planet glides further and further away from the heat of the Sun, temperatures start to drop past 32F across the globe. A new Glacial Age starts. The final Glacial Age starts. Even bigger than the drop in temperature is society's plunge into chaos. You turn on the television, and news of riots and pillaging across the country are in the headlines. Then, you hear noises on the outside. You open up the blinds on your bedroom's window and spot Mr. Williams, your friendly neighbor, nailing wooden planks on all entrances to his house. Gunshots and black smoke can be seen in the distance.
You're starting to feel cold. Your sturdier blankets are stored in a box somewhere, never unpacked after you moved in to this new neighborhood. There is no time to grab them, however. You need to move quick, and stock up on anything that might help you survive longer. Grabbing your baseball bat and the car keys, you think to yourself: "I really hate the Christmas shopping season." I wish I was immortal.You end up living forever and infinitely suffering as your body and organs deteriorate. I wish to live in any conditions until I die of age
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Post by Burr on Oct 17, 2017 22:20:30 GMT
Heads up, if someone posts b4 u do but you still post, be sure to Edit in NINJA'D to the bottom of it so people know not to answer yours.
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Post by RIP_Club_Penguin on Oct 18, 2017 1:06:37 GMT
You live in a terrible condition and you want to die.
I wish to win Durv's free giftcard giveaway
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Post by Dr_Positive on Oct 18, 2017 1:18:37 GMT
You win the giftcard but it expired ages ago and is useless now.
I wish to have telekinesis with the same control and power as Jean Gray. (Except without the crazy Phoenix part)
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Post by BlingCake on Oct 18, 2017 1:33:19 GMT
You get the power but you screw up because your controls are inverted and you drop a rock on your head sending you to a hospital.
I wish to be able to beat Breath of the Wild.
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Post by Dr_Positive on Oct 18, 2017 2:14:27 GMT
(Wonders how you can invert muscle controls )
You beat Breath of the Wild, but a virus was on your computer and deletes your world save.
I wish for a jar of dirt.
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Post by Kazuniro on Oct 18, 2017 2:56:37 GMT
(Wonders how you can invert muscle controls )
You beat Breath of the Wild, but a virus was on your computer and deletes your world save.
I wish for a jar of dirt. The jar of dirt is dropped because you couldn't care catch it. I wish to have a perfect gaming setup.
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Post by Dr_Positive on Oct 18, 2017 3:07:04 GMT
(Wonders how you can invert muscle controls )
You beat Breath of the Wild, but a virus was on your computer and deletes your world save.
I wish for a jar of dirt. The jar of dirt is dropped because you couldn't care catch it. I wish to have a perfect gaming setup. You receive the perfect gaming setup for your birthday that you had been dreaming about for ages, but to your disappointment, you find out that you no longer have electricity or wifi due to the bills being used for the setup. So you are now stuck gaming on McDonald's wifi plugged into their restaurant until they kick you out.
I wish to receive a full ride scholarship through college with lots of money leftover.
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Post by DoctorSquidman on Oct 18, 2017 5:00:10 GMT
You receive a full ride scholarship to Harvard and graduate with a PhD in "Memes" and $2 million in savings. Unfortunately, your doctoral thesis involved a copyrighted image and you are sued in the amount of $2 million dollars. You live the rest of your life as a beggar, trading spicy memes for food.
I want an underwater house.
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Post by Burr on Oct 18, 2017 10:32:46 GMT
No corruption here, you live in Mucho's town in minecraft now
I ʍᴉsɥ I ɔonlp ɹǝɐp ʇɥᴉs.
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Post by Kazuniro on Oct 18, 2017 14:42:55 GMT
No corruption here, you live in Mucho's town in minecraft now I ʍᴉsɥ I ɔonlp ɹǝɐp ʇɥᴉs. You decipher the phrase only to figure out it says, "I wish I could read this." You are so disappointed you kill yourself. I wish to do anything I want without consequences.
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